{"id":1006,"date":"2022-07-15T11:39:54","date_gmt":"2022-07-15T09:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2026-02-17T14:54:44","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T13:54:44","slug":"sauropode-deconfiture-et-jaune-doeuf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"Sauropode, D\u00e9confiture et Jaune d’\u0153uf !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Toile de Nicolas Arthur Rosenblue Pinet<\/strong><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Le temps d’une tombe amus\u00e9e, l’huitre prit ses distance avec la terre<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apeur\u00e9e par le d\u00e9moniaque reliquataire elle trouva une planque pr\u00e8s de chez elle <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parfum de lumi\u00e8re arctique entourant le mollusque v\u00e9reux et ulluque <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tout se balan\u00e7ait sur un nerf cortiqu\u00e9 revanchard dans l’ arri\u00e8re du vestibule <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0It’s good to be back\u00a0\u00bb ! Dit l’huitre au moteur isom\u00e9trique de la turbo-p\u00e8che <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Tout baigne dans l’huile \u00a0\u00bb affirma l’homme en cale-s\u00e8che \u00e9dent\u00e9 pour une minute<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e9chant dans une Clairette \u00e9mulsifi\u00e9e par tant de poissons morts, l’huitre tendit l’oreille<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elle s’\u00e9tendit sur l’\u00e9tang dard-dard profitant de l’instant-r\u00e9siliant pour s\u00e9cher son linge <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Partout, les riverains tremblotaient de peur que l’huitre ne mette en place une tombola gratuite <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

tic-toc-tic-toc-tic-toc-tic-toc-tic-toc Get-up it’s time…..Your life is dead ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doukisendoncpa ? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Fr\u00e9d\u00e9ric Quillet <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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