{"id":1027,"date":"2022-07-28T12:34:54","date_gmt":"2022-07-28T10:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2026-02-17T12:16:06","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:16:06","slug":"lecran-petochard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1027","title":{"rendered":"L’\u00e9cran p\u00e9tochard"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Il vit sur une planche de bois band\u00e9 tenant sur une courgette \u00e0 tube \u00e9clectique <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’est l’\u00e9cran p\u00e9tochard <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il fuit le m\u00e2le rugissant dominant la civi\u00e8re \u00e9toil\u00e9e de l’os thermique du rongeur marqu\u00e9 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noir \u00e9teint, quadri allum\u00e9, on ne sait o\u00f9 et quand il donnera le change au banquier Suisse <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il est celui qui est : Frais derrick en texture p\u00e9trolif\u00e8re d\u00e9non\u00e7ant la d\u00e9forestation ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parfois, Arte surgit de l’invisible soupi\u00e8re pour des reportages d\u00e9g\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9s <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Souvent, c’est l’at\u00e8le-r\u00e9alit\u00e9 qui emb\u00e9quille l’idiot du village \u00e9vitant de r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’est l’\u00e9cran intrusif<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maidoupulachevredominicale ? Certainement depuis les studio de cnews ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La chaine protatique surjoue d’aigreur et de haine gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l’\u00e9cran p\u00e9tochard ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un peu ren\u00e9gat, souvent amphorique, l’\u00e9cran coule l’oraison fun\u00e8bre de la Scala<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’est l’\u00e9cran total ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

FQ <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Il vit sur une planche de bois band\u00e9 tenant sur une courgette \u00e0 tube \u00e9clectique C’est l’\u00e9cran p\u00e9tochard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1028,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-expression-libre","category-frederic-quillet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/lostplace-5062993_1920.jpg?fit=1920%2C1277&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":308,"url":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=308","url_meta":{"origin":1027,"position":0},"title":"Tout n\u2019est que point de vue","author":"Esprit Libre","date":"16 novembre 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Elle\u00a0: Ca ne serait pas toi, je le prendrai mal car tout simplement, nous sommes l\u00e0, nous pouvons parler \u201ctopus\u201d deux alors que tu parles \u00e0 des gens qui ne sont pas la. 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