{"id":1067,"date":"2022-08-08T23:00:19","date_gmt":"2022-08-08T21:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2026-02-17T12:12:45","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:12:45","slug":"pli-de-plat-pif-de-flat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1067","title":{"rendered":"Pli de plat, pif de flat, PAF-POUF"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/maxresdefault.jpg?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1070\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/maxresdefault.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/maxresdefault.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/maxresdefault.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/maxresdefault.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Il saisit le teint noir du cireur de miel sous le trottoir deal\u00e9<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Snif, snof et ligne de blanche atypique point\u00e9e vers l<\/strong>e<strong> palantir de Morgul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Toute cette r\u00e9v\u00e9rence pour fondre un anneau magique! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Faut-il \u00eatre saqu\u00e9ment fou pour d\u00e9fier l&rsquo;enfer de mines nanisantes  ? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bl\u00eames, ils bl\u00e2ment les corbeaux de temp\u00eate de Saroumane  d\u00e9j\u00e0 fi\u00e9vreux <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>L&rsquo;aigle exulte sur la laie de l&rsquo;\u00e9crivain verratique \u00e0 naseaux neigeux <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Il pleut des gourmes et la parcelle maudite s&rsquo;effeuille d&rsquo;\u00e9t\u00e9 emprunt\u00e9 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Sous quel toit mes paupi\u00e8res vont-elles donc se refermer ? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Adorable ellipse et fabuleux gouvernail de haine destructrice<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Les jours de la terre du milieu sont partis en d\u00e9comptage poivr\u00e9 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Qui sera le sauveur d&rsquo;une telle ascendance mortif\u00e8re ? Cnews ? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>L&rsquo;\u0153il ferm\u00e9, il rebondit sur Prolum, le grima mal\u00e9fique du roi-canal<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Sauron est parmi nous ! La v\u00e9rit\u00e9 vraie! Il s&rsquo;appelle d\u00e9sormais <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Vincent Bollor\u00e9 . Il a creus\u00e9 trop profond dans les mines de la Moria <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Et, du coup, il a d\u00e9terr\u00e9 Pascal Praud et tous ses pareils <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Immondice !  Le deal de Nantes aura bien lieu ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>F.Q <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-white-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-16737d6d15651c87830e1d0082cab9d9 wp-block-paragraph\">Pli de plat, pif de flat, PAF-POUF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il saisit le teint noir du cireur de miel sous le trottoir deal\u00e9 Snif, snof et ligne de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-expression-libre","category-frederic-quillet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/maxresdefault.jpg?fit=1280%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1067\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}