{"id":1096,"date":"2022-08-25T18:45:18","date_gmt":"2022-08-25T16:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1096"},"modified":"2026-02-17T12:01:42","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T11:01:42","slug":"les-experts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1096","title":{"rendered":"Expert-limpinpin !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Il sait tout ! <\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Expert, toi celui par qui on sait ! Il le sait <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pr\u00e9diction, addiction, top 10, \u00e9mulation <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Icone des temps modernes, l’expert est partout<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sous les cailloux, dans les luzernes, \u00e0 Batignolles <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Roule ta bille infame sc\u00e9l\u00e9rat, l’expert va te broyer ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il sait ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il sait que ce que tu forces le biceps en permanence<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il sait que tu n’atteins pas le top 20 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’expert du ceux du vide en \u00a0\u00bb noisettes\/tactique\u00a0\u00bb *<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pire qu’une tarentules \u00e0 10 branches <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il saute sur l’oraison apple-plouf et la d\u00e9vore <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’expert sait tout. Toi tu ne sais rien. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il chasse les triplettes sur un matelas indocile <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il d\u00e9nonce ton voisin en attendant ton tour <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’expert sait ! C’est dit ! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’expert-Limpinpin <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

F.Q <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Expert, toi celui par qui on sait ! 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