{"id":1903,"date":"2022-12-26T23:35:18","date_gmt":"2022-12-26T22:35:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1903"},"modified":"2026-02-17T09:08:17","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T08:08:17","slug":"on-a-vole-la-chimere-du-calife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1903","title":{"rendered":"On a vol\u00e9 la chim\u00e8re du calife"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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La chim\u00e8re du calife a disparu dans une boite \u00e0 musique <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas d’enfant, pas de domestique, pas d’arri\u00e8re petit-fils <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

On l’a quand m\u00eame vol\u00e9 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’\u00e9tait au premier \u00e9tage, avec une \u00e9chelle simple <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00eame la goutiere \u00e9tait intact. Il faisait beau temps <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

On a vol\u00e9 la chim\u00e8re de calife <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sur une suite de rivi\u00e8re, le malt bleu est angoiss\u00e9 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fox est sur le coup et cherche les indices sur une baronnie ancestrale <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

les gouttes sont des trous qui freinent l’audace du cambrioleur<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

On a vol\u00e9 la chim\u00e8re du calife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le temps est \u00e0 la contre-enqu\u00eate sur un fond de liqueur sans hypoth\u00e8se<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il n’y avait pas d’\u00e9chelle mais un piano m\u00e9canique <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et personne ne peut trouver une boite \u00e0 musique avec un piano m\u00e9canique !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moiti\u00e9 lion, moiti\u00e9 serpent, la chim\u00e8re du calife est dans le lit de Bradet<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le chasseur de fauve d\u00e9busque un docteur brais\u00e9 de certitudes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il enveloppe le doute liquoreux du m\u00e9decin et rompt la d\u00e9licatesse p\u00e9trolif\u00e8re<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Celui qui poss\u00e8de la chim\u00e8re du calife sera le ma\u00eetre incontest\u00e9 du p\u00e9trole<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et le ma\u00eetre chanteur tomba dans le pi\u00e8ge de don Luis P\u00e9r\u00e9nna <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et l’on retrouva la chim\u00e8re du calife <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et on la pla\u00e7a sur la table au moment de la signature du contrat <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

C’\u00e9tait un faux . Comme quoi, les barons peuvent craindre Ars\u00e8ne Lupin <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FQ 2022<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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La chim\u00e8re du calife a disparu dans une boite \u00e0 musique Pas d’enfant, pas de domestique, pas d’arri\u00e8re<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1904,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-frederic-quillet","category-dada"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/chimere.jpg?fit=474%2C325&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2725,"url":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=2725","url_meta":{"origin":1903,"position":0},"title":"L’art perdu","author":"Esprit Libre","date":"7 mai 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"Art cynique, ouvrier recal\u00e9, lego entrou\u00e9, chim\u00e8re cr\u00eap\u00e9e, silence hydraulique Soutenir le 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