{"id":1962,"date":"2023-01-01T00:06:37","date_gmt":"2022-12-31T23:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1962"},"modified":"2026-02-17T09:06:41","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T08:06:41","slug":"le-gnate-le-sait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1962","title":{"rendered":"Le Gnate le sait !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Il \u00e8re sur les jardins dress\u00e9s de fourrures \u00e9l\u00e9gantes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Gnate sait tout et joue de courant d’air \u00e0 la mine druidique<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toutes les forets s’enivrent de son ivresse d\u00e9mesur\u00e9e <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

le Gnate roule sur l’harmonie des hypocrites <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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D’une oraison limpide, il trucide le primate r\u00e9volu<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans une basse arrondie de cordes, le Gnate virevolte tel l’usufruit <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sa col\u00e8re domine le ciel et les steppes d’automne <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Gnate sait tout except\u00e9e la connaissance infinitisa<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Minuit sonne sur un chemin caillouteux, lamineux et licencieux<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mais il ne suffit pas de douze coups pour \u00eatre heureux <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le Gnate le sait et se tait tout en faisant croire qu’il ne f\u00eatera rien<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or, ce que l’on sait de lui, c’est son perp\u00e9tuel mensonge <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sous l’ombre tr\u00e9pidante de M\u00e9phisto, le Gnate mange le fruit de l’usurier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans l’essence des effrois, il cultive la semelle d’hiver sous presse <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sans pour autant vivre libre, le Gnate en a l’esprit tel l’acrobate de Rome <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Il soupire en avalanche de larmes d\u00e9chues dans une xystre de Bretagne <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M\u00eame un missel adroit ne saura convertir un Gnate tel que le Gnate <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sous une pluie potentielle, il curse les talons avec une agilit\u00e9 d’aiguille creuse <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00eame une Garce n’engnatera point le Gnate sous une tutelle<\/strong> agrutilante<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ainsi d\u00e9bute la nouvelle ann\u00e9e du Gnate tels des hame\u00e7ons exacerb\u00e9s <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

FQ-23 <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Il \u00e8re sur les jardins dress\u00e9s de fourrures \u00e9l\u00e9gantes Le Gnate sait tout et joue de courant d’air<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1963,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-frederic-quillet","category-dada"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/le-gnate.jpg?fit=1200%2C845&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1096,"url":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1096","url_meta":{"origin":1962,"position":0},"title":"Expert-limpinpin !","author":"Esprit Libre","date":"25 ao\u00fbt 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Il sait tout ! Expert, toi celui par qui on sait ! 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