{"id":2880,"date":"2023-05-25T22:20:11","date_gmt":"2023-05-25T20:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=2880"},"modified":"2026-02-16T15:32:27","modified_gmt":"2026-02-16T14:32:27","slug":"le-grand-delire-de-toutatis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=2880","title":{"rendered":"Le grand d\u00e9lire de Toutatis"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Si le mage r\u00e9pudie le druide de Cornouaille, c’est qu’en fait, le temps est devenu fou <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sous le hameau du chevalier d’enfance, l’\u00e9cuyer contracta le nerf optique du fourreau<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

S’admirant dans cette eau conquise goutte par goutte, elle sourit \u00e0 l’audacieux<\/strong> Pipelin<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Et l’inconnue disparue dans le lac des pens\u00e9es \u00e9l\u00e9gantes elfiques et audacieuses <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un carabin passa par le prisme du chemin des galets chim\u00e9riques pr\u00eat\u00e9s pour l’occasion<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Outre le valet du chat-druide du village de la tribu de Touta, personne ne le connaissait<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Par Toutatis\u00a0\u00bb dit soudain le f\u00e9lin inspir\u00e9 : \u00a0\u00bb apr\u00e8s la delapat\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb, pr\u00eatresse des pr\u00eatresses<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mon \u00e2me exotique va toujours vers le meilleur repas n’en d\u00e9plaise \u00e0 mon chatelain<\/strong>\u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dame \u00c9ludienne r\u00e9solut enfin le myst\u00e8re de l’intr\u00e9pide matou et d\u00e9marra son incantation<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00a0\u00bb Felis catus, redevient Sylvestris in victus animalus cractum geboren worden<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ab\u00a0Le Breton est-il ma langue maternelle\u00a0\u00bb pensa le chaman du village<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le chat a longtemps ignor\u00e9 qu’il \u00e9tait Breton comme tous les chats en papier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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L’ombre des verri\u00e8res d\u00e9cadentes s’ouvre vers la romul\u00e9enne aphotique <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dans un moment d’espoir, il tenta d’en finir avec la mort sans succ\u00e8s<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

La source de vie versait plus de forces d\u00e9licates que les ondes mal\u00e9fiques <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sous une tente glac\u00e9e, l’esquimau offens\u00e9 prenait un bain celtique en silence <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00ab\u00a0Custom meta box examporium galerium\u00a0\u00bb grommela la pieuse sorci\u00e8re des Parqu\u00e2tes <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

L’hideuse Preteni\u00e8re enfila le v\u00e9lo du futur aux images pass\u00e9istes et rayonnantes<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nouvelle vie, nouvelles pens\u00e9es, nouvel \u00e9quilibre et premi\u00e8re ide sur le ciel f\u00e9erique<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

En pleine for\u00eat il disparut et de lui, on ne parla plus. Les d\u00e9s \u00e9taient truqu\u00e9s <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anonymus <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le grand d\u00e9lire de Toutatis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Si le mage r\u00e9pudie le druide de Cornouaille, c’est qu’en fait, le temps est devenu fou Sous le<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2881,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,35,55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-expression-libre","category-dada","category-pataphysique-moderne"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/forets.jpg?fit=320%2C180&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":493,"url":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=493","url_meta":{"origin":2880,"position":0},"title":"Le soir","author":"Esprit Libre","date":"6 f\u00e9vrier 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Mer agac\u00e9e\u00a0 Pr\u00e9misses invisibles Portant, seul, les lisi\u00e8res secr\u00e8tes\u00a0 O\u00f9 mon \u00e2me s\u00e9journe ensommeill\u00e9e sur un laiton de cristal Les \u00e9clairs s\u2019agitent sur mes doubles faces frapp\u00e9es de m\u00e9galomanie cosmique Je brandis le cru gourmand de l\u2019amant insolite\u00a0 Ton regard de gr\u00e8ve m\u2019\u00e9loigne de tes \u00e9treintes Qui arrive ? 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