A califourchon sur une trottinette, il domine le sel de la terre<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dans la pur\u00e9e de pois s\u00e9ch\u00e9s par l\u2019ordure m\u00e9nag\u00e8re, je renifle l\u2019\u00e9coute du dimanche<\/p>\n\n\n\n
la pivoine silencieuse qui rejoint le milieu de la porcelaine ass\u00e9ch\u00e9e<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dans les visc\u00e8re du sc\u00e9pulcre de st gorges, je soutiens les calambours de primtemps<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Parti pour rechichigner la pignole du dimanche, j\u2019ouvre la virgule<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elle est, condescendante sans fournir de voile impotantes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Parcourant l\u2019ostracisme du ruisseau quotidien, j\u2019achete l\u2019eau tarie qui chante faux!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Celle-ci r\u00e9siste \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9poque du buvard perdu \u00e0 tintamare-sur-mesnil en mer<\/p>\n\n\n\n
La tup\u00e9rulance fit lever Dieu papa-caca ! Papa-caca papa-caca<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sans chat aligot\u00e9 et 100 chasseur chassant engluer le printemps haute-vorltige<\/p>\n\n\n\n
croupe incisive d\u00e9mentruealis\u00e9e mais vierges, je d\u00e9tourne mon regard de gencive verte parbleu pic-cassette<\/p>\n\n\n\n
je site au hasard l\u2019hippodrome du silence daddyste !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Le pape rote comme tout le monde mais il ne moufte pas d\u2019un yota n\u2019y d\u2019un doigt mal plac\u00e8<\/p>\n\n\n\n
L\u2019ours brandille une calote enfum\u00e9e de caramel mou \u00e9tendu sur un ravin \u00e9clair\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Surtout, apr\u00e8s avoir lu ce texte, n\u2019appelez pas l\u2019Hache-pet C\u2019est peine perdue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Reprenez plut\u00f4t votre partie de billard sentimental, il faut repeupler la France !<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fr\u00e9d\u00e9ric Quillet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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