{"id":694,"date":"2022-04-10T17:36:26","date_gmt":"2022-04-10T15:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=694"},"modified":"2026-02-17T15:01:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-17T14:01:37","slug":"le-tube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=694","title":{"rendered":"Le tube"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/running-1254090_640.jpg?resize=335%2C244&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-696\" width=\"335\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/running-1254090_640.jpg?w=640&amp;ssl=1 640w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/running-1254090_640.jpg?resize=300%2C218&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Le tube mise sur la discr\u00e9tion du terme \u00e9chu Il n\u2019impose en rien la dialectique impressionniste du poisson-chat.&nbsp; Dermatologiquement immunis\u00e9 contre la fourniture solaire, le tube n\u2019impressionne que les cancres et les radicaux de droite. Allez savoir pourquoi.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Le tube est un mod\u00e8le de pr\u00e9tention in\u00e9luctable. Parfois reconditionn\u00e9, il garde en lui la m\u00e9moire souvent atroce de son dernier ma\u00eetre. Le tube est \u00e0 emporter. Ne jamais le consommer sur place. Le prix est le m\u00eame bien qu\u2019aujourd\u2019hui les sacs soient interdits.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>L\u2019inspiration \u00ab&nbsp;tubique&nbsp;\u00bb correspond \u00e0 la racine carr\u00e9e du n\u00e9ant dermatologique. C\u2019est un choix. D\u2019ailleurs, ne dit-on pas \u201c L\u2019accole tube \u201c ? Eh bien non, on ne le dit pas. Les espaces-tubes sont rh\u00e9toriques et parfois cycliques. Ils convergent de la cit\u00e9 phoc\u00e9enne \u00e0 l\u2019ind\u00e9licate place Papandr\u00e9ou pr\u00e8s de Salonique qui existera un jour.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>On peut entuber deux fois la m\u00eame personne mais on ne peut pas personnifier deux fois le m\u00eame tube. C\u2019est un fait math\u00e9matique qu\u2019aucun scientifique s\u00e9rieux n\u2019osera remettre en cause. Si la coulisse ne sert pas le tube qui dort, on ne peut pas dire la m\u00eame chose du trombone qui appartient \u00e0 une cat\u00e9gorie d\u2019exception.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Il y a des tubes c\u00e9l\u00e8bres. Bien \u00e9videment celui de Monsieur Aspirine, le c\u00e9l\u00e8bre \u00ab&nbsp;philmophe&nbsp;\u00bb Russe, et le plus connu. Malgr\u00e9 tout, personne n\u2019a oubli\u00e9 le tube de l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 ou plut\u00f4t le tube qui \u00e9tait. Car tout tube d\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 devient un \u00eatre du pass\u00e9, c\u2019est une \u00e9vidence.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La densit\u00e9 du tube ne d\u00e9pend pas du poids de son poss\u00e9dant. Un gros peut d\u00e9tenir un tube fin et versa-vice. Une vis ne peut poss\u00e9der de tube. L\u00e0 aussi, c\u2019est une \u00e9vidence scientifique. Bien arm\u00e9, un tube corrige toujours les variables saisonni\u00e8res.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>On per\u00e7oit le tube comme un \u00e9l\u00e9ment obsol\u00e8te et int\u00e9griste. C\u2019est faux. Cependant, on peut tr\u00e8s logiquement le qualifier d\u2019objet dangereux vou\u00e9 \u00e0 vous d\u00e9c\u00e9r\u00e9brer le temps d\u2019une saison. Malgr\u00e9 tube (vous voyez ? ) tout n\u2019est pas si relatif que cela . Il se pourrait que cette th\u00e9orie soit \u00e0 100&nbsp; % vraie surtout si on inclue au tube musicale, le tube cathodique insidieusement remplac\u00e9 par des technologies nouvelles encore plus perverses&nbsp; et perfides !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>La pens\u00e9e tubulaire se termine toujours en eau de boudin.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fr\u00e9ki\u00e9<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le tube mise sur la discr\u00e9tion du terme \u00e9chu Il n\u2019impose en rien la dialectique impressionniste du poisson-chat.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":696,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-le-daddysme"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/running-1254090_640.jpg?fit=640%2C466&ssl=1","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1027,"url":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=1027","url_meta":{"origin":694,"position":0},"title":"L&rsquo;\u00e9cran p\u00e9tochard","author":"Esprit Libre","date":"28 juillet 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Il vit sur une planche de bois band\u00e9 tenant sur une courgette \u00e0 tube \u00e9clectique C'est l'\u00e9cran p\u00e9tochard Il fuit le m\u00e2le rugissant dominant la civi\u00e8re \u00e9toil\u00e9e de l'os thermique du rongeur marqu\u00e9 Noir \u00e9teint, quadri allum\u00e9, on ne sait o\u00f9 et quand il donnera le change au banquier Suisse\u2026","rel":"","context":"Dans &quot;Expression Libre&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Expression Libre","link":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?cat=3"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/lostplace-5062993_1920.jpg?fit=1200%2C798&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/lostplace-5062993_1920.jpg?fit=1200%2C798&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/lostplace-5062993_1920.jpg?fit=1200%2C798&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/lostplace-5062993_1920.jpg?fit=1200%2C798&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/espritlibre.ovh\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/lostplace-5062993_1920.jpg?fit=1200%2C798&ssl=1&resize=1050%2C600 3x"},"classes":[]},{"id":658,"url":"https:\/\/espritlibre.ovh\/?p=658","url_meta":{"origin":694,"position":1},"title":"Enchant\u00e9","author":"Esprit Libre","date":"8 avril 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"Le si\u00e8ge est rempli de diamants immortels qui se pitchent sur l'\u00e9tendard anglo-saxon. C'est naturel ! Le glaive salivaire s'entoure d'une multitude de tubes de gouaches endiabl\u00e9es. C'est factuel ! Un parfum \u00e9loign\u00e9 d'un pays qui se r\u00e9anime sur une brique rouge pr\u00e8s de Toulouse. C'est Nougaro ! 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